My name is Margaret Wambui Kamau. I am a self proclaimed Chelsea fan. None of those fancy blue boys know my name, but hell! I know them all, or so I think. I have been a Chelsea fanatic since I can remember, I have shared in their pains, their joys and attended their pity parties. I have practically shed my tears, yes those ever flowing tears, on their account. I love the team, its arrogant coach and those behind the scenes to make the team what it is. If it were possible, I would marry Chelsea. If Chelsea was a man, I would want him in my life. He would be worth the pain. He's proven that already.
I am not here to prove how much I know about them, I am here to proclaim my undying love for this lovely team. From our goalkeeper to our defenders. You've probably heard me blow the whole football concept out of proportion when I let my feminine side work on the pitch. I know Eden Hazard has lips that are outrageously good for a man, a body that is yummy and that look he gives an opponent who has fouled him!! I loove that look. And the way he handles the ball! I call him Eden sweet lips Hazard.
Petr Cech, the first goalkeeper I ever knew. He has always been my favorite because he is quite a great keeper. I also love Oscar because he has a baby face, he's cute and at 23 he is married! He has skills on that pitch that are exciting and awing. I love him, the agape kind of love. :-) Don't ask about the Belgian player, my love for him is different.
Didier Drogba. My old time favorite. He is a legend this guy; his goal in the 2011-2012 UEFA finals against Bayern Munich was an important come back for Chelsea who proceeded for the penalty shootout with the opposing team. I will always remember that one as Chelsea clinched the cup, it was one of the sweetest moment for me and them am sure. Didier is built and manages to keep opponents at bay. You can say that with him, Chelsea will always be his home. He has even gone to the Chinese, but he came back home. Welcome back Drogba, I did say it last year, but it does no harm to repeat.
Our golden goose is Diego da silva Costa. He is a goal scoring machine this one. He is worth those 32 million euros this guy. He is also my age mate... LOL. I see him, with all his millions. Enyewe tulianza pamoja lakini sielewi niliachwa wapi... He earns 150000 euros a week! Ala. It does break my heart that am nowhere near that figure, but am happy for him. Swallowing hard. Go Costa! I hope you do not leave Chelsea ever/ any time soon.
Zouma and Cuardrado, the new kids on the block. What a job they are doing these boys. Keep up. As for the rest akina John Terry, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Cesc Fabregas, Filipe Luis, Ramires, Courtois, Remy, Matic, Willian, Garry Cahill and the others I do not know yet, I love you all. I also miss the ex Chelsea players especially Frank Lampard, David Luiz, Demba Ba, Daniel Sturridge and others. I still remember the good old days when you still wore the Chelsea jerseys. Sigh, the good ones leaving is something I never understand. But that's okay, I am no Mourihno/Abramovich. I am Margaret Wambui Kamau, just another Chelsea fan. These boys drive me nuts, bonkers and bananas. But it is their skills that top it up. I love Chelsea, I hope they win the EPL cup just as they won the Capital One cup. I believe they will, I believe we will. GO CHELSEA!!!!
